The Whisperstorge
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Oh my god. Did you just make this product because of a pun? That's wild, because these socks look great.*

Flat $5 shipping anywhere in the US (incl. territories), $8 to Canada, $10 to anywhere else in the galaxy.

Size Guide:
            M            L              XL            
US M 6-8 8-12 12-15
US W 8-10 10-14 14-17
EU 39-41 41-46 46-49
UK 6 - 7½ 7½ - 12 12 - 14½

*This is super beta merch. If you buy this you will probably see the finished product before even we do, so get stoked because you will go down in history as the first person to have these cool socks.

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